Kingdom Hearts III – D23 Expo Japan 2018 Trailer – Mock analysis
A “mock analysis” of the most recent Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer
NOTE: This is a “mock analysis”! Meaning i will purposely make dumb and ignorant remarks throughout the whole analysis. I will not be making a serious analysis later, because i suck at analysing things. But I’ll link a few real analysis videos in the bottom once they come out.
Now let’s get right into it…
PEGI-12 for a Disney game? I expected something like 7 or 3… Huh.
Here we have another one of those cheesy quotes that this game is so famous for.
Here we have some weird pink haired character. I’m still unsure about the gender. So for now, we’re just going to assume it’s a trap.
Here we have the kid from The Sixth Sense alongside The Goof and Donald Trump, ready to kick some pink haired ass. I can’t wait to see how this turns out.
This shot just makes me very uncomfortable for various reasons.
Here we are finally introduced to Mike Sowowski and Sullivan whatever-his-lastname-is. And i must say, the HD quality on Sulley’s fur is top notch!
Here’s our main protagonist falling to his death.
Here we have some weird robot attack thingy.
Huh. I don’t recall the lighting bolt thing being in the movie.
Here we have Big-nose McGee doing a barrel roll while Sleeping Beauty is using her new hair extension to swing from tree to tree.
Here you can see Ariel attempting to drown our main protagonist because he refused to join this years underwater music festival.
Yet another beautiful shot of J.J Abrams doing his thing.
Here we see a colorful shot of the kid from Sixth Sense ready to shoot off into space with Tim Allen and Tom Hanks.
This is what I presume to be the toy edition of the showdown between Noctis and the Leviathan in Final Fantasy XV.
You can see here, a scene featuring Kylo Ren in desperate search for Jesse McCartney.
And apparently this game is coming out in 2018. Who would have thought we would ever receive such valuable information?